George Dix
| Sex | Male |
|---|---|
| Nationality | English |
| College | Magdalen |
| Club | Magdalen (1st team captain 2008/9) |
| Team | Magdalen 1st |
Statistics
| Apps (sub) | Minutes | Bookings | Goals (pen) | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Last season | 19 (0) | 1523 | 00 | 0 (0) | |
| This season | 9 (0) | 780 | 00 | 0 (0) | |
| Career | 28 (0) | 2303 | 00 | 0 (0) |
Biography
"Don't pass me the ball, I'm more of a head-and-hoof sort of player" sums up George's philosophy on the pitch. Couple this with his thirst for blood (he broke his own goalkeeper's nose last season) and you've got a mean centre-half
Not known for his tactical nous or leadership skills, Dix was awarded the consolation prize of 'social secretary' for the coming season after missing out on the captaincy. He'll need to be careful, however, to avoid trouble in this newly-created position, given his disciplinary record to date (marred in particular by a few customary 'heavy touches', this time off the pitch).
After chipping in with a couple of goals from set-pieces last year, George will be keen to add to his tally this season. Thus far he has been unsuccessful in this aim, although he has finally broken his much-vaunted duck off the pitch, and will be looking to bang (them in) on a regular basis from this point on.
Now that he's been made captain for the 2008/9 season, George hopes to hit his hat-trick in the bedroom by scoring with Catfish Chihuahua Adebayor. Watch this space.
George chose to celebrate his promotion to the captaincy, and the team's promotion to the Premiership, by going home really early to a girl. For this, he has taken the "Worst Lad in the World" award off Canfor-Dumas.
